Kay le Fey

[kay]

did someone say
KAY ECTOR LE FEY?

what the devil
IS GOING ON HERE?

name: Kay le Fey
nicknames: Special Kay
gender: male
age: twenty
sexuality: bisexual horny for everyone, but leans more towards men, especially the straight ones who are uncomfortable with his...show of...affection.
face: The totally awesome Adam Lambert
fairytale: Arthurian Legend/Camelot...nasty sexually-repressing place
year: 2nd year of college, studying musical theater

when i rule the world
I'LL PLANT FLOWERS!

personality: Kay is...well, special. The guy's got some major ADHD going on and he constantly jumping around making people feel uncomfortable and randomly breaking into song, which is why he ultimately decided to devout his life to musical theater. It wasn't that he wanted to further the stereotype of men hitting on straight homophobic guys singing and dancing around, (or maybe he didn't care) but it seemed fitting to him that if he should be communicating to his friends and relatives through random song, he should studying this art form. Apart from his high-energy, gutter-minded approach to life, Kay is just plain weird. He eats goat placenta stew, he cross-dresses, he renames almost everything he comes across, he gets high off...everything.
appearance: The most noticeable thing about Kay is his wide, manic smile and his bouncy energy, but if you must know of his identifiable features, he's pretty tall (6'0"), with a moderate build. He sports untidy black hair, usually in a emo haircut that clashes spectacularly with his personality, pale skin and bright blue eyes that match his twin sister's rather well.
history: Born ad raised in Camelot as one of wards of King Uther Pendragon alongside his sister and Arthur, Kay, though still annoying as ever in the medieval world, had been rather repressed, what with all his filthy, obnoxious thoughts (that, and he wasn't allowed to date men). Then, Arthur, Gwen, Morgana and that adorable manservant all left for a far away land and Kay was left behind. Unfortunately for Uther, Kay whined non-stop until the king sent him off to study at Tinagel Academy with his friends and relatives and he's been hyper ever since.
other: Forgive me, I'm rusty. Nancy-Boy
sample post:

Dimitri had his eyes shut, waiting for the moment when that horrid dagger cut into his flesh and bled him like a suck pig. Oh, how horrible! He could swoon! In fact, he just might. Fighting to keep consciousness, he peeked one eye open to look up at the face, and more importantly, the hand holding the weapon, of his captor, but he looked too soon.

"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!" He squealed again, more girlishly, if humanly possible, than before. And then, he felt it, warm vomit sliding down his face and neck, sinking into the collar of his shirt, the dregs even starting to trickle down his shoulders and upper back, the liquid still warm. Thankfully, it was fairly clear, with no easily-defined clumps of vegetables of half-digested globs of meat, soggy bread or a weird, unidentifiable sludge-like material with a consistency rather like fudge.

That being said, Dimitri was still revolted out of his effeminate little brain. At that moment, he had the choice of passing out or...

He wretched and promptly threw up all over his captor, choosing the latter choice in style. Unlike the macho man, Dimitri had eaten...or rather, Diamond had eaten the night before and rather well, at that and the vomit was thick with variety and matter. Dimitri didn't mean to aim, but with the way things were set up, it was set flying straight back at the bandit's face.

Dimitri let out a sound between a whimper and a squeal as he realized, with even more horror, that the taste of vomit wasn't just of his own; there was definitely some foreign material in there. Alas, his mouth HAD been open when the first vomit shot had been fired.

and it's gonna be
TOTALLY AWESOME!

what the hell is a PEREGRINE/PIP?
i'm just a 19-year-old kid!
MORGAN OWEN, TELEMAIN, SMEAGOL/GOLLUM are the hottest people i've ever seen!

pigfarts and
RUUUMBLEROAAAR!

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