The Story of Vanessa and Humperdink

[beckyab10]

So today, Jas and I realized that when Humperdink fails to marry Buttercup and Vanessa fails to take Atalntica, those two would go to each other for help. How? Why, Vanessa's going to marry Humperdink for his crown. Vanessa and Humperdink are going to be King and Queen of Florin, have 3 children (Elizabeth and Tyrone are twins, then several years younger is Atticus) and this is their story. (It's a LOOOOOOONG IM Ducument with lots of OOC notes, because this was planned as it happened) I'm also happy to email it to anyone who would rather read the MW version XD

Here we go with Part 1

Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[.....omg, did you see Door's comment about Vanessa and Humperdink ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((GAWD. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Vanessa's gagging so hard ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Humperdinck's all, "O.O EXCUSE ME?"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[*snickers*]
[Although really, I could easily see people thinking that xD]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Oh yeah. They argue like an old married couple.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Vanessa: *eye twitch*]
[..............I don't know why I just had this thought, and it looks Vanessa's about to kill me for it, but those would be some fronded up, bratty kids xD]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((.............they WOULD be. ))
((And even WITH Humperdinck's obvious lack of interest in women....that's still kind of an awesome mental image. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[You get two people who are willing to do anything for power? C'mon ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Exactly. 'Cause Vanessa's not getting Atlantica. Might as well get Florin.))
((Creepy, CREEPY idea. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Disturbing and facsinating at the same time]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I just told Spooky. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[It'd be like "I want a kingdom. You want a kingdom. And I promise not to turn you into a fishstick."]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((She says the world isn't ready.))
((Exactly. Because what are the chances that even if Dink ever falls in love that he'll be able to marry 'em? Let's just saaaaaaaay it wouldn't work in Medieval Vague Country. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[This is fronding insane ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Yep. Vanessa's Humperdinck's beard, woot. ))
((...I feel SO sorry for Florin.))
((They're doing badly enough as it is. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[These two nimrods running it? Pssssh]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I need to tell Aud about this. Westley's gonna have to kill them both for the country's own good. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Cause knowing us we'll play with it ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((*points at the Second Gen board*))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[We're gonna have to do that at some point. Yeeeeeeeeeeep ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Not gonna lie, Nancy Panic is NOT happy. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Cause I know how this madness starts. Vanessa tells him "My plan to get Atlantica didn't work. Your plan to get the bimbo didn't work."]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((And he'll be all, "Oh thank you SO very much for reminding me that I got beaten by that damn pirate and his ginger sidekick. -_-"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["I figured out how we both get what we want.]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("And I'm interested *because*?"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["Because you get to be King if you do this."]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("Well I'll have to anyway, I'm thinking at this point I need to poison my father. I didn't want to, because that's just messier, because he's the damn king. If I could strangle her at the Honeymoon Suite, it'd be private and no one would suspect..." He's not getting it. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[And also we need to tell the other two about this ]
Vanessa: *rolls her eyes* If you marry me, we both get what we want.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((yessss. )
Humperdinck:...*blinks*....do I look like a moron to you?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: No. But think about it. Marry me, you get to be King, I get to be Queen, and no one has to die.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Besides you with those ungodly nails of yours.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: If it means I get to be Queen I'll change them.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((What'll be REALLY hilarious is how he talks to her in public...DID you see TPB?)
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[It's been awhile, but yes]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Because he kept calling Buttercup, "My angel", "Beloved", it was quite nauseating. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[She will give him death glares ]
Vanessa: If it means I get to be Queen I'll change them.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:.......so you're basically saying I'll marry you....*that sounds like a bloody nightmare*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: It is *strictly* a marriage so we both get to be rulers of a kingdom.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I should damn well hope so.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Until the kingdom people start whispering about a prince to take over ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I feel SO bad for them, I really do. ))
((There are gonna be a LOT more orphaned children of slaves with 'em.))
((Westley's parents were beaten to death, that's why he works for Buttercup's folks.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Cause Vanessa and Humperdink will not have thought of that part ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((*gulp*))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["I...have to carry *your* heir? NO!"]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((He'll be all, "...oh GOD, we have to..."))
(("This was YOUR idea!"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["I didn't realize this would be an issue!"]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Funny thing is that children are a weakness of his. He can't bring himself to be as rude to them. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Vanessa would be even bitcher pregnant than normal ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("-_- Well THAT'S intelligent!"))
(("See, if my original plan had worked, the people would've been too busy slaughtering Guilder to care that I hadn't produced heir!"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["Well your plan didn't work!"]
["Who made you King? Who? Who? Oh yeah, *me*."]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("Don't REMIND me that I'm indebted to you, woman!"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["*smirks*"]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("-_- Well look, we're going to have to or the people will get rowdy, and that's never good for any monarchy, believe you me."))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["Yes, yes, I'm *well* aware. *still groans anyway*"]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("Well I'm not exactly looking forward to this either! In *spite* of Aphrodite's efforts, it still sounds bloody overrated."))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["I do *not* want to be pregnant with *your* heir. -_-"]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("-_- Want to remain Queen?"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Me too! They're perfectly awful! ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *crosses her arms, huff* Fine.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I feel sorry for their kids. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[How have they managed to be married without killing each other? ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("Because I'm telling you now, it doesn't end well for Queens who don't produce male heir."))
((I don't KNOW. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I'm *well* aware of that, thank you.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Most awkward night ever? I think so. ))
Humperdinck: *plastic smile* Excellent, you DO know the rules.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: -_-
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Because I will *not* hesitate, mark me.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I know this, thank you. Need I remind you I still have my magic?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Good, because I'm sure there's still witchburnings here too. ^_^
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: >.<
[Wait till we tell Katie xD]
Vanessa: *looks ready to strangle him*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((*cackles*))
Humperdinck: *smirk*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You *want* me to kill you, don't you?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: More like I'd love to kill *you*, but that's not exactly going to help the people's desire to see a prince, is it?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *grumbles* I still can't believe they even want one.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((....y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if there WAS a revolt in Florin. ))
((Led by our rag tag TPB crew. ^_^))
((Possibly orphanning the kids. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[They need a prince and a princess, because Vanessa's going to tell her daughter "You are far more capable of leading a country than any male."]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Yeppppppppp.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I don't see why a princess wouldn't make them happy. Women can lead far better than any male.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((We can split 'em. ^_^))
Humperdinck:....*twitches* Mind your attitude.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Don't like that?
[These poor children xD]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Especially if we go with the revolt idea. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Although these two could probably put on a good front, so they could keep the throne ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Well duh. At least Humperdinck can.))
((He's VERY good at good fronts. ^_^))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Vanessa can do it if it means keeping power]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((So maaaaaaybe they'll be safe. ))
((maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: This producing an heir nonsense means nothing. It is means to keeping this throne.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Couldn't agree with you more.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: We actually agree on something, who knew.

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((yep. ))
((And Dink'll rant to Rugen as much as humanly possible. "Are you SURE I can't just throw her into the Pit of Despair?"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[She'll break her pregnancy to him when we return ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((*ebil grin*....once the thread's up? I'm posting onto The Slap. ^_^))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((And Lottie's on the IC chat now. ))
((We're PRETTY sure Dink's gonna break her heart.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Although when Vanessa realizes that oh hey, being pregnant with his heir means he can't harm her, she'll have a blast with it ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Yep. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Also? Why do I think he'll tell her his son better not turn out short like her ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((..........haaaaaaaaaaaa. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

[Jas, we gotta tell Spooks it's happening even if the world isn't ready ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((She knows. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

Vanessa: *huffs as she goes to tell her husband she's pregnant with his stupid, stupid heir and remind him she hates him*
[Because these two can't have a conversation without it ]
Vanessa: *gets to him, really doesn't care he's in the middle of a meeting, *ahem's* and taps her foot*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *speaking about business affairs with some of the others....looks up and fakes a smile* Why *precious*...*eyes say, "Do you MIND??"* I certainly hope all is well for my little angel?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *rolls her eyes* Well ,*dear* *manages not to wince* I thought you might like to hear the "Good" news.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:....*fake smile* Gentlemen?I'll continue this later, my darling and I need to talk about personal matters that apparently can't wait. *wraps an arm around her*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *gaaah, she hates it when he does that, and as soon as their gone jerks out of his arms* Congratulations, you somehow managed to impregnante me.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Oh excellent, so we won't have to do *that* again.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Let's hope not.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: And we'll have to announce it to the country at some point, I suppose, seeing as it's so damn important to them.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: God knows I'd rather claw my own eyes out than sleep with you again, so they better be pleased with one.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: So long as it's a boy, I'm sure they will be.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Would you *stop* it with the boy thing. I get it.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: It's not like *I* make the rules here.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: -_- You're king, idiot. *for old times sake, pinches him again, even though it's no where near as painful since he forced her to change her nails*

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *winces* Well yes, but I can't just go around saying, "Oh by the way, a woman can rule on her own here"!
Humperdinck: It's just not done!
((Just like it's just not done that the prince wants to kiss boys. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I miss my old nails. Helped me remind you who was in charge. And by the way, if it *is* a boy, I'm not naming him after you.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Well I never said you had to, but now that you mentioned it, it would've been quite lovely, so you just crushed a dream there. -_- Thank you so very much.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *smirks*
Vanessa: You'll manage, but that made it even *more* enjoyable to not do it.
[Are you watching Glee? ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Yes. ))
((Poor Puck.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *evil grins at the thought of crushing his dreams*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *grumbles* I hate you.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I hate you too. *and all of a sudden a wave of morning sickness hits right on his shoes*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:.....*eyes widen*....How *DARE* you???
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *rolls her eyes* I didn't do it on *purpose*. It's the pregnancy, chill out. >.<
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE! ;_; ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[........*bawls at story*]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I KNOOOOOW!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS!]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I KNOOOOOW!))
((And am I the only one who thinks Sam and Mercedes would be kinda cute?))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: It's your fault, because you’re the one who got *me* pregnant. >.<
[They would be!]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((And it'd solve EVERYONE'S problems. xP))
Humperdinck: Ugh, *God* this is disgusting...
((Also, Della's AGREEING with Vanessa.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Try being the one who can't help it. >.<
[Woah O.O]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *sighs* God, and we have to act HAPPY over this for the little people.
((Yep.))
((Della seems to attract the villainesses because she has the attitude to be one, but has the heart of a hero. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *rolls her eyes*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Go with God Satan.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[]
[How's Della feeling about this nutty marriage? ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((She feels horrible for Westley's country.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Don't think I'm thrilled about this either.
[*squee*]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((OW!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[............Vanessa, stop trying to attack my TV ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Hermia's feeling so awkward.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Vanessa: *trying so hard not to crack up when she sees the scarf he's wearing* A scarf? *Really*?]
Vanessa: Nine god aweful months of torture for your stupid kid.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Humperdinck: I do NOT wear scarves!))
Humperdinck: *shakes his head* Apparently it's supposed to be life's greatest joy for you women.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah no. I'd rather claw my eyes out.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((But seriously, the fact that Della and Vanessa might actually get along? o.O))
((Della Rachel Miller, first Nimueh, now this?))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Well too bad, you can't.
((Well duh. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *snaps* I know!
[I'm pretty sure he'll make her bitchiness worse when she's 7 months pregnant ]
[She already hates him. Add hormones to that.....]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Yesssssssssssssss.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *trying to storm, but instead wobles, to her room, really hoping she doesn't run into Humperdink*

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((......it's possible....)
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *she might actually kill him if she does*
[Brittanty! wench MOVE!]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((What? He called her stupid!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Wait, I missed something]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Yeah, last week he called her stupid!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Oh that's right.))
Humperdinck: *marches in after a hunting trip*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sees him and tries to dodge him*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *also sees her and tries to dodge her...annnnd winds up bumping into her, which of course forces him to grab her hands to stop her from falling*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sighs, she's been off balance for the past two months, mutters* You mind? *smiles, stands up, very, very, very strained, eyes on fire* Hello *darling*.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Angel....*hates this* I didn't hurt you, did I?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Of course not, I'm fine. *except for the part where you made me fat and cranky!*
[...........does this seem OOC to anyone else?]
Vanessa: I'm just ready for *our* child to bere. *strained smile*
Vanessa: Of course not, I'm fine. *except for the part where you made me fat and cranky!*
[...........does this seem OOC to anyone else?]
Vanessa: I'm just ready for *our* child to bere. *strained smile*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((It's a bit abrupt....O.O))
((Then again, so was Jesse egging Rachel.))
((Oh my God Quinn, *get over yourself*.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[I'm going to fronding punch Jesse in the face, k?]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(())
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[*facepalms at Finn*]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Eh, Jesse's being a jackass too.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[FRIDAY! =D]
Vanessa: Not much longer now. *eyes SCREAMING "Thank God! for it too!"*
Vanessa: Not much longer now. *eyes SCREAMING "Thank God! for it too!"*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Well wonderful! *fakes a smile*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Just a matter of decing on a name, since you already have people on the child's room.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:...oh yes, yes, the child'll need a name....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *rolls her eyes at the fact that she forgot*
*he
[Look at Finn. Look at Finn.]

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I am, I am. ))
((So do you like it better now? ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Wooooow. ))
((Jules gives her props. ^_^))
((....JOIN ME IN SQUEALING!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[I'M JOINING!]
Vanessa: Well, we can't just keep calling the child "it". *he better know she's being her usual self with that*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[O.O]
Vanessa: You didn't have any ideas, right?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((BLAINE YOU ARE A SEXY BEAST!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[*rocks out
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Not exactly...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Didn't think so. *brushes past him, hoping he doesn't follow*
[OMG!]
[OMG! OMG!]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((FINN YOU IDIOT!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Jesse was too ]
[He needs to follow her so she can yell at him ]
[Does anyone else have a REALLLY REALLY REALLY BAD FEELING?]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((You mean like "It's Carrie White all over again" bad?))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Yeah]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((*gulps* Yeah.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Vanessa yelling at Humperdink make us feel better?]
Vanessa: *as she walks off she know's she'll feel better when she's not *wobling* away from him*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:...-_- What, do YOU have any ideas?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *kinda glad they're in private as she "spins" to face him, death glare* Yes, as a mater of fact. I *do*.

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((*jaw drops* QUINN!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[........really Quinn? REALLY?]
Vanessa: Elizabeth is a lovely name, suitable for royality.
[If they have a girl first, they'll have to do it again ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: That's assuming it's a girl. -_-
((Yes they will. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[;_;]
Vanessa: Katlyn, perhaps.
[xDDDDDDD]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Again, we need a *male* heir.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I've got a good feeling it's a girl.
[BLAINE!]
[=D]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((BLAINE SAVED THE DAY! ^_^))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: And you *pokes him in the chest* will deal, because it's your kid too, girl or boy. Under*stood*? *almost hissing this*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *blinks* *sighs* Look, if they didn't want a male heir, I wouldn't relaly *care*.
((Elizabeth Florin. I likei t. ^_^))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Mee too ^_^]
Vanessa: Do I look like I care?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: You *should*. Because guess what happens if it IS a girl? -_-
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Oh no way in hell I'm doing this again.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *sighs* Well I don't think we have all that much of a *choice*.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You want me puking on your shoes again?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *No*, and not to mention I'd rather never have to do *that* again, but we don't have a choice! We have t okeep trying until we get a boy!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *her homes are raging and it looks like her eyes on fire*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: What do you want me to--*.....ding*....wait, wait....*grins*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *what* are you thinking nimrod? You better fix this, because I'M NEVER EVER sleeping with you again!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Shhhhhhhhhh, hold on. *drags her into an empty room so they're not heard and whispers* You won't have to. Honestly, if we play our cards right, everyone will THINK we are when we're not.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Where are you?!? *glares at him* And how do you plan to do that?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((How much do we want it to be two kids trying to kill each other? ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[What are you thinking? ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: The fact of the matter is that as long as our door is closed and whatnot, they'll be assuming.
((Either twins or something they'll REEEEEALLY hate us for.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[What's our second choice?]
[I'm game with twins, but having them hate us sounds appealing ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Not sure yet, SOMETHING that gets 'em in bed together again. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Or we could do both. I could see the people thinking the prince would die and wanting a second one ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Oh true, I doubt infant mortality is inconsequential in Florin. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[They'll really hate us that way xD]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Yessss. ))
((I'll bet Humperdinck had siblings...he just stabbed them in utero. ))
((Oh God, that's terrible. >.<))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *crossing her arms, all of sudden she gasps, clutching the wall*
[What is?]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Joking about that.)
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[It's not like I'm offended xD]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:.......*blinks* What's....O.O *Oh*.
((I AM. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[..............WE NEED TO TELL QUINN! NOW!
Vanessa: Yes *oh*.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Okay, okay, no need to be snippy, hang on, we'll get you the court physician.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *her fingers look like they could break the bedpost with how hard she clutching it, and she screams pretty damn loud*
Vanessa: *screams* I'm going to kill you!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: >.< That's not exactly a good idea seeing as I gave you your bloody crown!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *screaches, takes his hand and tries to break it*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: GAH! >.< Now precious, just breathe...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *firey eyes again* This hurts! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Oh quit complaining!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *back to handbreaking*
Vanessa: *hisses at him*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: UGH!
Humperdinck: Oh would you STOP it??
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *You* caused this!
[She's going to REALLY want to kill him when Doc is like "Oh hey, you're having twins!"]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Lolz!))
Dr. Willoughy: I see it's head!
Humperdinck: Well *fine*, there's no need to be such a wench about it!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *has probably broken his hand by this point, not because she likes him, but he's the closest hand there*
Vanessa: *screaming at the top of her lungs as well*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Dr. Willoughy: Easy does it Your Highness, you're almost there.....*and there comes the cry of baby #1....then he blinks and laughs* Well would you look at that.
Humperdinck: *making the ugliest grimace ever* WHAT??
Dr. Willoughy: Got another head coming here! *dumps the first baby into the midwife's arms*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: WHAT?!?!?!
Vanessa: *if looks could kill Humperdink would be deader than dead right now*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:............well then....what a lovely surprise! *fake smile*
Midwife:A www, what a lovely little princess you have here...
Humperdinck:....*at Vanessa* That had better be a boy in there!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *okay, when she hears that she can't help but smirk, and then when he says that clamps down on his hand*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: AUGH! WOULD YOU STOP THAT!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *screaches as she pushes out the second kid out*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Dr. Willoughy: THERE you go....annnnd we have a male heir!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *takes some deep breaths as she finally lets go, lays down, gasping as she asks* Better?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *stares at his bruised hand* Fantastic.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Elizabeth. Elizabeth Katlyn for the girl.......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:...*Katelyn*?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I like it.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Living in a world of Buttercups and Fezziks will do that to you. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Pretty much ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *rolls eyes* Fine....*....pensive for a second* Tyrone.....don't give me that look, am I your King or not?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Fine, fine. Now let me see my daughter.
Vanessa: *even she has some kind of mother instinct, no matter how screwy she is, and she wants to see her daughter*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Midwife: Here she is....*hands her over with a smile*
Humperdinck: *is now awkwardly holding his son*.....well then....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *takes her daughter, holding her close, and it's nuts to her, but she's already feeling....something, for her daughter, smiles, a real smile*
[This might humanize her a bit, at least, for her daughter She still wants to kill the kids dad ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Of course. Humperdinck actually has a weakness for kids.))
((And since they're his own? Yeah. ))
((So it can't be said that they're screwed up because they weren't....loved? Is that the right word? ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((But yeah, it's the personalities. Not a lack of whatever is the equivalent of love for these two.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *come to think of it, her husband as never seen her smile like this, as she holds her close, whispers* Hey El.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *looks between the two children....maybe manages a little smile of his own*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *looks at her son and daughter, and while she still hates Humperdink at a cellular level, she can't help but think maybe it wasn't *all* bad, but she'll never tell him that*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Feeling's mutual sister. xP))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[What next? So many moments with the due from wtf? world ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Feel like we need to work on the twins. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

[And it doesn't matter to me which twin I play, it's up to you ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((While Tyrone's a lot more like Mama. And damn, I'm happy either way. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[WE MUST TELL KATIE!]
[Hmm ]
[Which kid's closer to which parent?]
[These two are deffiantly gonna have favorites ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Obviously. ))
((I assume Vanessa's favorite is Liz?))
((Or El. ))
((And Humperdinck'll be a LOT more subtle about it, because somehow, although he has a problem with women, little girls don't threaten him as much. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[She's gonna try and stop her from being like her dad so much ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Haaaaaaa. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[So maybe you should play the girl and I play the boy?]
[Told her "NOT ONE. NOT TWO. BUT THREE." about kids. "oh LORD "]
[So maybe you should play the girl and I play the boy?]
[Told her "NOT ONE. NOT TWO. BUT THREE." about kids. "oh LORD "]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((OH YEAH, we should figure out the baby of the family. ))
((Who probably thinks his/her family is a pack of idiots. Maybe the baby's the black sheep?))
((And if you think that'll be easier, sure. ^_^))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

[Well if mom's closer to the daughter, you and I can rp that out, same with dad and son ^_^]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Works for me. ^_^))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Vanessa will love reminding her she could easily run circles around her brother]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Which will actually make her even MORE like her dad. ))
((...so Tyrone being like Vanessa would make SENSE, OH!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[What's the ohing for? ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((That was a REALIZATION OH!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[What are you realizing? ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((....what I just said.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Oh, okay ]
[Now they just need PB's]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I can't imagine a male Gloria being prettier than a female Jon. ))
((So that'll give Tyrone even MORE of a complex. *cackles*))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[I'm trying to think of who might be good for them]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Ditto...they need curly-ish hair, of course.))
((And to scowl a lot. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[http://www.hollow-art.com/base/kierstin-koppel-bring-it-it-win-it If her was a little lighter, maybe her]
[*gasps* Ooooh www.hollow-art.com/content/christa-b-allen]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Gaaah, stupid two bars making it take a long time for things to load.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Grrr]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
I APPROVE!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Which one?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Christa.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
I like her *a lot*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Looks JUST like her daddy. ^_^
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
www.hollow-art.com/base/wenceslas-van-criekinge Not totally sold on him
He does have the narrow'er face thing going on like Gloria
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Yeah....but I dunno.
He COULD work.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
I'm still looking, but I'm keeping in mind
......what? Chuck Bass? Really?
www.hollow-art.com/base/andrew-garfield Eh?
No wait, he's being used
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
He's Todd.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
*points above*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
......haha, I'm actually not SURPRISED that Ed was suggested. xD
And I know, we just said it at the same time. xP
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Personality wise, yay, looks wise not so sure
www.hollow-art.com/base/vanya-asher Eh?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
He looks so much like a GOOD boy!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
.................................can I go cry at Hollow art? IT SAID BIEBER!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
.....AUGH! BLASPHEMY!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
I have gone through all 8 pages
Wenceslas was the only plausable one
It's giving me Jared Padalecki
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
.....Della is laughing so hard at that.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Penn Badgley
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
....hmm.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Bass the rior
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Hard to say.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
I think we have it narrowed down to Bass and van Criekinge
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Hmm....so it's either who do you like better or who has more pictures.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Bass the rior has the perfect pictures
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Truuuuue.
Nancy will hate them both either way. xP
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
I think I'm gonna use Bass the rior
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Schweeeeet.
....haaaaa.
You know how Humperdinck says he always thinks everything's a trap?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Yeeeeeeees
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Which is why he's still alive?
That fits his daughter VERY well.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone does so love schemeing
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
With parents like theirs, no one is surprised.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
TO PLAY WITH THE CHILDREN NOW!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
YES!
Elizabeth: *checking herself in a hall mirror, vaguely thinking of just how *wonderful* her crown would look on her head*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *walks up behind her daughter* Oh, you'd look so beautiful with those jewles on your head.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *looks over her shoulder* Mother, hello...and I *know*, right?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *does he not care about swords? Yes. Is he practicing? Yes. Maybe he'll find a way to make sure he keeps what is his, he is the son after all*
Vanessa: Mmmhm. They'd be perfect for you.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *and who better to make sure he's GOT it right than his father?* All right, very good...uh uh, that leaves them open to take a swing at you, son.
Elizabeth: *takes a deep breath and smiles* I'd make you proud Mother....honestly, you should be running things...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I know I should be. Your father's an incompetent twip.
Tyrone: *sighs* Which means getting stabbed and dying which is bad. Right.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *giggles* Not that *I'd* ever tell him, that's your job....and my little brother is no better....
Humperdinck: *Exactly*.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: So true. *sighs* I've tried for years to get him to see that.
Tyrone: *fixes that problem* How's that?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *rolls eyes* He's the bloody king, how can he NOT change the laws?
Elizabeth: I'm the eldest, after all.
Humperdinck: *There* you go, that's more like it. I *do* believe you just won your duel. *lowers his sword*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *nods in agreement* I told him this years ago. Does he ever listen?
Tyrone: *grins as he lowers his own, it's always good when he wins, even if he doesn't really care that much, he loves being the best*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: Nope, no matter how right you always are, Mother.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Fantastic.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I've got to say, I'm quite proud.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I do try. My daughter, my brillant daughter, who should be queen.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: Not should...*will*.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *scary evil grin*
Tyrone:.....really?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: I'll have the crown, Mother, just you wait.
Humperdinck: Why yes, of course. Do you think I'd lie about something like that, son?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I thought that myself about Atlantica.
Tyrone: Of course not, no.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth:....but then you got caught....
Humperdinck: *pats him on the back* I do believe you'll make a fine King, do me proud.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Exactly.
Tyrone: I'm going to try.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: Then there's my rotten cousin....
((Yep, realized that Ariel would be El and Ty's cousin. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *hisses at the mere mention of her*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: All you really need to do is put on a decent show for the people. *winks*
Elizabeth: *shakes head* That won't happen, Mother.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *laughs* Well I think I can do that. Assuming my sister doesn't get in the way. Her and mother both, actually.
Vanessa: I hope not.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *expression darkens* Ah yes, very good, you're aware of a possible threat....
Elizabeth: *looks over at her and smiles* Trust me, there will be no more masters, and only one mistress.
((...THAT'S going on her banner! ^_^))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Elizabeth only reminds me of it everyday -_-
Vanessa: *grins* That's my daughter.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Well, you realize there's only one thing to do then?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: What's that?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Stop her before she stops you.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *nods* I had thought of that.
Vanessa: You know your father will probably tell him your a threat? *smirks*&
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *nods* Better make it look like an accident or self defense if you do...
Elizabeth: ^_^
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Of course, wouldn't want to raise any eyebrows.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: It just makes a mess otherwise.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Have any plans on how?
Tyrone: Which no one really wants.
[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my GOD! VANESSA! She's got an idea >.<]
Tyrone: Which no one really wants.
[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my GOD! VANESSA! She's got an idea >.<]
Vanessa: Follow me. *takes her daughter to a room she hijinked for her magic*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Ohhhhh jeez.))
Humperdinck: It doesn't work well for PR, no.
Elizabeth: *eyes widen as she looks around*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Let's see....*starts looking around for some bottles* I've got an idea.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: Wow.....I've dreamt of this place, Mother, but I never thought...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: What do you think?
Tyrone: It's what's best for the kingdom.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: So much power....
Humperdinck: That's my boy. ^_^
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Your father has no clue I've kept any of this. He thought I got rid of it once he threatned to have me burned at the stake.
Tyrone: Father, why didn't you deal with mother years ago?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *shakes her head* God, he's a fool....terrified to this....*grins greedily at it all*
Humperdinck:.......because...*I'm TERRIFIED of her*...she's proven to be useful at times.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone:................how? All I remember is her yelling at you, calling you an idiot, and so on.
Vanessa: *pulls out a book and dusts it off, grins, scary too* I've missed this.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:....*when* you're older, you will understand....
Elizabeth: *peeks over her shoulder, eyes wide*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *grins as she flips to a death potion*
Tyrone: Right.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: So it's like a poison?
Humperdinck: Sacrifices must be made for the crown, unfortunately.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Mmhm. *starts climbing to the top shelves to grab the ingridents, huffs as she comes back down* I miss being able to just, swim, to the top.
[Ohhhhhhhhh I bet Tyrone wouldn't know his mom's a witch]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Noooope.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[So if they heard popping and whizzing noises and chanting, someone's gonna be freaked out ]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Yepppppppppppppp. ^_^))
((...I'm getting a muse for the black sheep. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[wooooooooot!]\
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Still androgynous, but I imagine glasses. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Probably about 13, right?))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Yuuuuuuuup]
Vanessa: *takes a deep breath as the potions starts whirling and hissing and popping* Touye nonm sa a, Swift ak dousman, li bezwen ale, nou bezwen l 'ale......(Kill this man, swift and slow, he needs to go, we need him gone in Hatian Creole )
Tyrone: *looks up when he starts hearing that* What on *earth*?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:.......*pales*...it can't be.
Elizabeth: *COMPLETELY mesmerized here, this is AMAZING*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Can't be what?
Vanessa: Mennen nou sa a, yon sèl objektif nou an, nou se ta vle sa a, touye l 'mouri! (Bring us this, our one goal, our wish is this, kill him dead!)
Tyrone: Father *what is going on*?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:......there might be something you didn't know about your mother that I didn't THINK you needed to know....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *blinks*
Vanessa: Hopefully your father didn't hear that.....*realizes she was kinda loud*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: Ohhhhh you've GOT to teach me this....
Humperdinck: *charges into said room* -_- Don';t hold your breath, *dearest*.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *turns around* Hello *dear*......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth:...*fakes a smile* Daddy! ^_^;;;
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *closes the book* Is there something I can help you with?
Tyrone: *masivly confused as he looks at the room*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I thought you had stopped, *Angel*?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *tries the playing innocent card* Stopped what?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *motions at the book, then at the potion vial* The magic? *sickeningly sweet smile*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Haven't done this old thing in ages......*trying not to freak out, she still rememberes his threat*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Hmm....what *are* you doing now anyway?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Oh, nothing important.........
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *looks her right in the eye, eyes narrowed* You think I don't know what you're doing?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: And....what, what might that be? *squrims, really hoping he won't follow through*
Tyrone: *eyes wide*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *more than a little scared now* Father, may I--
Humperdinck: Hush, Princess.....*still looking at her mother* Because let me let you in on a little secret; *he* is just as prepared to as she is...and she doesn't have the advantage *you* have....she is *vulnerable* in comparison....so this ridiculous coup you're trying will never work.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: She soon will though. I'm only giving her what is rightfully her's. *please don't kill me!*
Vanessa: *crosses her arms, hoping he doesn't realize she knows he could do this*
Tyrone: *narrows his eyes, points his sword at Elizabeth* How dare you.
Vanessa: *eyes flare up* Put that down!
Vanessa: She soon will though. I'm only giving her what is rightfully her's. *please don't kill me!*
Vanessa: *crosses her arms, hoping he doesn't realize she knows he could do this*
Tyrone: *narrows his eyes, points his sword at Elizabeth* How dare you.
Vanessa: *eyes flare up* Put that down!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *holds up a finger at his son* Oh I doubt that will be necessary, Tyrone....
Elizabeth: *flinches back, truly scared for a moment, but then she hears that....and somehow that's even SCARIER*
Humperdinck: I think we'll just need to set an example for your sister....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *eyes widen* Humperdink, *please*....do not leave our daughter, you daughter, motherless......
Vanessa: *eyes widen* Humperdink, *please*....do not leave our daughter, you daughter, motherless......
Vanessa: *eyes widen* Humperdink, *please*....do not leave our daughter, you daughter, motherless......
Vanessa: *never thought she'd have to beg him to keep her alive, but she is*
[I....almost, feel sorry for Nessa]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I *did* warn you....and your daughter's becoming more dangerous because of you....and while I care for her as well, I need to protect my son.

((Me toooooo.))
Elizabeth: *tries to play the complacent daughter, she HAS to save her mother* Daddy, please....I love my mother, please don't do this....
((...wow, ERIC feels sorry for her!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Damn!]
Vanessa: Humperdink, I will do whatever it takes, just, *please* do not do this.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shakes his head, a triumphant smirk crossing his face* I'll be sending for Rugen...as you know, this is *his* department....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *eyes widen and she falls to her knees, starting to cry, and for once it's not an act* *Please*, I'll do anything, I...i'll destory it all, right now, in front of you......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *races to her mother's side, clinging to her*
Humperdinck: *but please, mercy from *this* guy? He dialed the torture device all the way to 50* Oh you'll be doing that anyway. Can't have *her* *nods to Elizabeth* trying to follow in your footsteps, can I?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Please, if anything, any of this, your heir, any of this meant anything, you won't do this to them!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *looks at Tyrone like, "*Help*, this is our *mother*!"*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *sighs* Father, she is my mother.....
Vanessa: *clinging to Elizabeth right now, terrified this is her last minute with her*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *eyes widen* Humperdink, *please*....do not leave our daughter, you daughter, motherless......
Vanessa: *eyes widen* Humperdink, *please*....do not leave our daughter, you daughter, motherless......
Vanessa: *eyes widen* Humperdink, *please*....do not leave our daughter, you daughter, motherless......
Vanessa: *never thought she'd have to beg him to keep her alive, but she is*
[I....almost, feel sorry for Nessa]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I *did* warn you....and your daughter's becoming more dangerous because of you....and while I care for her as well, I need to protect my son.

((Me toooooo.))
Elizabeth: *tries to play the complacent daughter, she HAS to save her mother* Daddy, please....I love my mother, please don't do this....
((...wow, ERIC feels sorry for her!))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Damn!]
Vanessa: Humperdink, I will do whatever it takes, just, *please* do not do this.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shakes his head, a triumphant smirk crossing his face* I'll be sending for Rugen...as you know, this is *his* department....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *eyes widen and she falls to her knees, starting to cry, and for once it's not an act* *Please*, I'll do anything, I...i'll destory it all, right now, in front of you......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *races to her mother's side, clinging to her*
Humperdinck: *but please, mercy from *this* guy? He dialed the torture device all the way to 50* Oh you'll be doing that anyway. Can't have *her* *nods to Elizabeth* trying to follow in your footsteps, can I?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Please, if anything, any of this, your heir, any of this meant anything, you won't do this to them!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *looks at Tyrone like, "*Help*, this is our *mother*!"*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *sighs* Father, she is my mother.....
Vanessa: *clinging to Elizabeth right now, terrified this is her last minute with her*
Tyrone: *sighs* Father, she is my mother.....
Vanessa: *clinging to Elizabeth right now, terrified this is her last minute with her*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *he IS vaguely listening for Tyrone's protests....but he DOES whisper* Not so much fun, is it.....*pauses and looks back at Tyrone* Yes....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Isn't there something else?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:.....*takes a deep breath* I could never cause you pain.....consider the burning off....*perhaps a week in the Pit of Despair will do the trick*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sigh of relief* Thank you.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: * her mother even more tightly, her eyes burning with hatred for her father now*
Humperdinck: Now all of this, of course, will be gone.....I shall be waiting at the doorway...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I expected as much. My, last conection to the ocean....*stands up, going over to the shelf, trying to be strong as she throws every bottle to the ground*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *whispers* Mother, please....*winces at every bottle being thrown like they're cutting into her*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I don't have a choice. *takes a deep breath, says so Humperdink can hear that he's broken her* Your father is king, and we do as he pleases.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth:......*eyes widen* Mother....*that's...that's NOT like her....*
Humperdinck:....*finally*....*triumphant smirk*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *shakes her head, almost at tears by the time she reaches the last bottle*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Eric:....he.....is an *abusive*, *disgusting* excuse for a king, forget husband and father. o.O))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[He broke our sea witch]
Vanessa: *forgot she'd even taken her shoes off for the spell and so now she's standing the broken glass from her bottles*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth:....Mother....I....*tries to go to her*
Humperdinck: *strodes in and takes Vanessa by the arm* Come now...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *lowers her head and just follows him, which is the exact oppisite of how she was before the last five minutes*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *was hiding out at the library, and is now walking just in time to see his father drag his mother off......o.O* Mother? Father?
Elizabeth: *stares down, getting that this is part of her bloody HERITAGE....and her MOTHER...that b*****d took it all away from them.....*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *hey, he just saved her life and is okay with that*
Vanessa: *winces when Atticus walks out, not wanting him to see her like this*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *and he just ignores him, he's too busy imagining how Rugen may torture her*
Atticus: *stares after and then pokes his head in...O.O* What the Devil happened??
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Mother was a witch.......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *kneels down, trying to gather up some of the pieces*
Atticus: O.O *What*?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Spell casting, magic, all of it. Father walked in on her, and was going to kill her.
Vanessa: *mutters* I'm sorry.
Tyrone: Spell casting, magic, all of it. Father walked in on her, and was going to kill her.
Vanessa: *mutters* I'm sorry.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:....*jaw just hits the ground*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *sees Elizabeth picking up pieces* Why are you wasting your time with that?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *holds his book to his chest, more than a bit scared now*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *mutters* I'm sorry.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:....*jaw just hits the ground*
Elizabeth: Instead he made her destroy all of this.....and she's probably going to the Pit of Despair now....*looks up, eyes blazing* You know what happens to people there, Atticus?
Atticus: *holds his book to his chest, more than a bit scared now*
Humperdinck:....*slows and looks at her*...you *are*, aren't you?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *nods*
Tyrone: It could be worse.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *shakes her head* No....*rises, looking at Tyrone with PURE hate* No it couldn't......*races off so they don't see her tears*
Atticus: Elizabeth, wait--
Humperdinck: *actually smiles* Well what do you know....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *holds her back, shakes his head* Don't. She was too close to mother and got hurt because of mother's stupidity.
Vanessa: *can't even look up at him*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:....*looks behind him, awestruck at his brother*....how does none of this ever *bother* you?
Humperdinck: *whispers* Not so much fun, is it?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *shakes her head, very near tears right now*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: You've made a fool of me for far too long Vanessa....should've done this years ago....I suppose you made me *scared*...*laughs*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: I'm going to be king Atticus. Sacrifies must be made for the kingdom.
Vanessa: Now.....*can't even say it to him, that she's scared of him*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Oh I *know* Precious, I do...*leads her out of the palace*
Atticus: Well it's *sick*. All of it.
Atticus: Mother and Father treating each other like this, and don't think I don't know what you and El want to do...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: It's not easy being king, and our stupid sister thinks she can rule. *laughs*
Vanessa: Why would you do that to me?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *mutters* Frankly, none of you should....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: It's my birthright.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *blinks, somewhat amused* What?
Atticus: Yeah, well....also comes with responsibility. *like not being a LUNATIC*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Why would you make me destroy the one part of my past I have left? It's......*just like you?*
Tyrone: Which is why father's a good king. He could have killed our mother for casting spells in his palace.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:...h-how can you talk like it's his *right*, she's our *mother*, Tyrone.
Humperdinck: Oh, that, well, honestly it's been giving you too much sway around here....now where is that knot in the tree, Rugen's dealing with some other criminals....*moves hand around the tree*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *gasps* Humperdink, please, I'm....why are you *doing* this? I've destoryed it, why isn't that enough?
Tyrone: It's what kings do. We deal with wrong doers.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: Meanwhile he's possibly the wrongest of all!
Humperdinck:....*smirks and then turns around* I suppose you *are* right there, aren't you...*sort of circles her*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *looks at him* He did what he had to.
Vanessa: *looks down*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:....*GOD, I hate this family.....shakes his head* Have fun sleeping with this on your conscience, *brother*. *marches off*
Humperdinck: Then again, I cannot be completely sure if you HAVE learned your lesson....decisions, decisions....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I promise. Just, whatever you want me to do, I'll do it.

[beckyab10]

Part 2!


Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I shall hold you to it, dearest....you're free to go.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: What do you mean?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *nods to the palace* Go ahead, you're safe....*eyes tell her that this is conditional*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: What do you want me to do.....? *because she knows that*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Oh, nothing really, merely a trifle....just behave, my dear, dear Vanessa, that's all I ask.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *winces, that's what she told Ariel, a mere trifle* Behave *how*?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((I WONDERED if you'd catch that. ^_^))
Humperdinck: We'll play that by ear, my angel....come on now...*heads towards the palace*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Can, can I go see Elizabeth...*whispers almost so he can't hear, because she's not taking chances* sir?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Ah yes....yes, go do that....she seemed quite upset.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You could have waited till they left......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *sighs* Our daughter is just as smart as you and as devious....she needs to learn the consequences of trying to rock the boat.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *nods before going in and to Elizabeth's room*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *has been crying on her bed this whole time*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *walks over to his dad* Why did you let her free Father?
Vanessa: Elizabeth?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *wry smile* Oh, she won't be causing anymore trouble...
Elizabeth: *gasps and turns around* Mother! *races over to her*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *hugs her back*
Tyrone: What did you do? *not gonna lie, he's impressed*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Led her to the Pit's entrance....
Elizabeth: *pulls back* Mother, what did he do? I-I thought I wouldn't see you until....*tries to stop crying, but can't*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *fake smile* I'm fine. Really.
Tyrone: What did she do?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: She *begged*....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Mother *begged*?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *but she knows her mother's NOT okay, and it kills her*...he won't get away with this.
Humperdinck: I admit, I was surprised myself....but it was *really* quite movin.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *eyes widen, looks back to make sure he didn't hear, looks back at her* *NO*.
Tyrone: But she won't be getting in the way anymore?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *grips onto her mother's arms, her voice softer, but fiercer* He won't.
Humperdinck: Oh I dare say she'll get out of our way before we turn a corner.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: What about Elizabeth?
Vanessa: No Elizabeth. It's not worth it. Let them have it, I can't......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: You think this is just about the throne anymore?
Elizabeth: I mean, now this is *proof* that I could do better....but no....
Humperdinck: *raises eyebrow* What about her? She follows your mother around like a shadow....she's finished.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah no]
Tyrone: How long did you know about Mother's magic?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Nope. Humperdinck, you will be stabbed in your sleep. And she will find a way to make it slow and painful.))
Humperdinck: Oh....about as long as I knew her.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *shakes her head* I won't let them.
Tyrone: Why didn't you stop that sooner?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth:Mother....just *trust* me....
Humperdinck: Well she hadn't used it since we got married.
Humperdinck: Far as I know, anyway...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: He let me go, if I behaved......I promised......
Tyrone: So you thought it wasn't to be worried about.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth:....*slightly wicked grin* Ah, but not me.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Elizabeth, the book's worthless now but, can you....get it, for me?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Essssentially, yes....
Elizabeth: *she's plotting....she'll need to find more magic....kisses her mother's forehead* Of course.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sighs as she sits on the floor*
Tyrone: Where did she get it from?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *passes them by.....quietly answers* From the sea....
Humperdinck:....*looks over at Elizabeth* Now precious, I'm sure I don't need to worry about you now, do I?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *glares at his sister*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *looks over her shoulder, wearing the sort of mask she learned from him* Of course, Sire....*curtsies and continues on her way*
(("Hello, you already know my name. You destroyed my mother. Prepare to die."))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *looks up and takes the book from her, whisper singing as she flips it's pages* Those poor unfortunate souls, So sad, so true, They come flocking to my cauldron crying "Spells, Ursula, please!", And I help them? Yes, I do.......
Tyrone: The.......sea?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *lowers onto her knees as she listens* Oh Mother....
Humperdinck: *sighs*....yes.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *looks over at her, deciding to start at the begining, louder, like she's not out of magic, and he can probably hear her* I admit that in the past I've been a nasty, They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch, But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways, Repented, seen the light and made a switch, True? Yes.....
Tyrone: *blinks, blinks* What the.....*with this new information and the....is that his mother singing?*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:.......*rolls his eyes* Ah yes, she used to do that....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: Sing songs that make no sense?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Apparently to be a sea witch you needed a theme song....
Elizabeth:......*quietly* And I fortunately know a little magic....it..it's a talent that I always have possessed....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: And here lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed .....Pathetic.....
Tyrone: So, wait, mom was a sea witch, but now she's Queen of our land?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *no kidding....takes a breath*....poor unfortunate souls....*rests her hands on her mother's shoulders* In pain, in need....do I help them? Yes indeed.
Humperdinck: That's the gist of it.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says

Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((That's why she's whispering it. ))
Elizabeth: *speaks* That's a promise Mother.....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *takes a deep breath* Okay. *louder, for herself* Beluga, Sevruga. Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larynxis, Glossitis, Et max Laryngitis La voce to me! *forgetting how much she enjoyed that*
Tyrone: But she destoryed her witch stuff, why is she singing her witch song?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *...a BIT concerned, but won't say so* Probably a pathetic attempt to cling to the past.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *walks out, nods* Exactly. I miss it.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Ohhh, you poor little angel waif...*you KNOW he's laying it on thick there*
Elizabeth: *oh enjoy it while you can, father...*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Who knew....I'd be talking about myself? *self depricating laugh*
Tyrone: *rolls his eyes*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *look at Tyrone that says, "And you shall die with him, screaming..."*
Humperdinck: Quite interesting how the tables turn....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: But....*looks down, and it kills her to say this* your will be done, your majesty....
Tyrone: *smug smirk that looks scary like his dad's, looks at Elizabeth, knowing the throne's his*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *stomach clenches at her mother being so *weak*, then she glares at Tyrone as she walks off*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *watches as her daughter walking off, sighs, shakes her head*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *smirks as well* That's what I like to hear, dear.
Elizabeth: *mutters under her breath* I suppose you're pleased, Tyrone?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Tyrone: *followed her* But of course.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *looks at him* She's our mother, Ty....whatever we were doing is hardly any of your business.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You are in charge after all.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Mmmhm....*kisses her hand* Good girl....*goes to deal with other matters*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sighs, goes to see her youngest son*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *pacing around his own room until he hears that*...O.O Mother, what on EARTH is going on here?? I realize this family's barking mad, but this is a new low!
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sighs* Atticus, you need to understand. Your mother did things, I was a sea witch for years before I met your father.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *sits down* I guess that solves the mystery of the broken glasses....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Your father made me break everything.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: Tyrone told me......*grits his teeth*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Don't be angry.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: I think I have the right to be...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Your father did what he had to. I shouldn't have had any of it.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:......what did he do to you? This...this isn't you...*usually you're a crazy bitch....not that I don't love you or anything, but still*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: He was a good king, saved my life.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:.......*sinking feeling* H-how?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: He didn't burn me at the stake, and was gracious enough to not send me to the pit.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:....God I need to get out of this place....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa:.....we could send you to Tintagel.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *looks up*.....your old school, you mean?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Exactly.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:.....Tyrone and Elizabeth aren't going, are they?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: It will be up to your father.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *sighs*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I would like it if someone could teach Elizabeth what I knew......*looks around for his father*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:....*looks up*......you're planning something...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *shrugs*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *holds hands up* Not gonna ask. I value whatever sanity I have left.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: They want each other dead Atticus.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: Can't say this is news to me. -_-
Atticus: families aren't supposed to be like this.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: We were going to posion your brother with a spell.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: Like I said, this family is bat guano crazy.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Your father and I have, always, hated each other.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: *No*, really? You were doing SUCH a great job at hiding it.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: We only married so he could get his crown, and I could get a crown.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:.....*facepalms*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: What's wrong?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: Ohhh nothing, I'm just clearly the only sane one in this family.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Why's that?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: Oh so hating and wanting to kill family members is status *quo* for you?
Atticus: Are you sure I"m not adopted or something??
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Yes, yes it is ]
Vanessa: I tried to kill my younger brother and took my neices voice for a crown.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:.........*baaaacks away from her*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: It's how we work Atticus. I'm glad you don't.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:.....why? Shouldn't you WANT me to be as twisted as you?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You think I want you killing your siblings?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus: You wanted Elizabeth to...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: To prove that women could rule......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Atticus:....that is possibly the most idiotic feminist remark I've ever heard, that just makes women *look* bad.
((Atticus is a smart cookie.x d))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I'll go talk to your father. *just hopes he's not busy, she wants Elizabeth away from all this*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((And Elizabeth wants to go to Tintagel and find magic. ))
Humperdinck: *going over some silly proclaimations he doesn't care about and looks up* Yes?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I was thinking.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *places down quill to show he's listening, but suspicious*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Perhaps, it would be a good idea to send our chiildren to Tintagel.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Is that so?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: If it's alright by you.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Hmm....having Elizabeth out of the way WOULD put my mind at greater ease, but Tyrone as well?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: And Atticus....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: oh, right, the other one....but why Tyrone?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: It wouldn't hurt for him to go, learn about people outside of Florin.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Hmm...yes, i suppose developing a tolerance for the idiocy that's around that school would be good for him.....*sighs* I will miss him....but perhaps you're right...*mutters* For once....*full voice* Very well.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *nods*

[beckyab10]

Part 3


Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Probably before the kiddos leave for school, cause they just make things more awkward
Vanessa: *she's sliden around this place silent for the past week or so, but, she did decide that she wanted to have her fingernails done her way, if she couldn't have her magic, so they're back to sharp and pointy*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *boring, boring affairs, honestly, why does he have to do that again? Eyes flicker to his wife and feigns concern* Why you seem so run *down*, beloved.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *almost jumps when she hears him* I'm fine......
Vanessa: Really.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Well I certainly hope so. *takes her hands....annnnd notices the nails and raises an eyebrow*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Problem?
Vanessa: *bites her lip*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Just....*surprised*....I thought we agreed against that?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I thought, since you took my....other stuff, away, I could have this back.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Also, anyone find it weird that it seems like Vanessa and Della are almost....?))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Me!]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((They may have to canonly meet....))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *looks down, damn it, she was trying to be strong...ish....*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Hmm....no, I don't think it'll work that way.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa:.....what?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Well darling, you *know* how much I hate them.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I know, but, it's not much, and I promise not to do anything......
Vanessa: I mean.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shakes his head* No, precious, have to put my foot down here.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: It's not much though, and it's not that big of a deal.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *sterner tone* Vanessa, the answer is no.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: But.......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Uh uh uh uh. *wags his finger*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *jaw drops*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Now darling, I have other matters to attend to. *smiles before walking off*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *watches him go, louder* But.....!
Vanessa: Please!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I *really* thought we had agreed on this....don't even see why it's so important to you.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: It just is.
Vanessa: It, it's something *I* want, since I had to destroy my magic.......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *voice grows rougher* It was destroyed because it was a threat. You'll do well to remember how lucky you are.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sighs* Of course your majesty......*lowers her head*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: There's my dear....*heads off*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *quite glad Elizabeth isn't gone yet, she goes over to her daughter's room*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *still glaring out the window, sort of plotting in her head*...yes mother?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I'll miss you.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *looks over at her and goes to hug her* I'll miss you too....are you sure you want me to go? Perhaps I should make sure he doesn't do anything....
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: He would something if you were here or not.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: I could protect you at least.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *shakes her head* No, because he won't even let me do this. *shows her the nails*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth:...oh that's just ridiculous.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: It's what he does.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: Which is why he has to go.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: How? He.....
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Elizabeth: *places her finger on her lips* Shhh.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[*makes mental note of him to remind her of that*]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((*does as well*))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sighs after leaving her daughters room, going and sitting on one of the balconies, sure, she knows Eric told her to leave, and she's thought about it, she is right now*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((....y'know, I feel like Humperdinck will have to pull out the "Please think of me as an alternative to suicide" line. ))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *standing off to the side* Now I hope that jumping isn't on your list of options.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *rolls her eyes* List of options for what?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shrugs* I've seen that look on a woman's face before....annnnd it'd be best if you thought of me as an alternative to suicide.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I wasn't even considering it till you said it.
Vanessa: But really, it's not like I have anything left.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: You have the crown. I gave you what you always wanted.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You took everything else.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shrugs* There's a price to pay for power.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: My freedom?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Freedom? Because you have so much of that outside?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You won't even let me pick how my *fingernails* look, you destroyed what I'm good at.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Meanwhile out there....*how* many counts of attempted regicide have you under your belt, beloved?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa:.....why do you call me that? I know you don't really feel that way.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shrugs* The walls have ears.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Right......
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: As far as the people know, we're a happily married couple with three beautiful children. It keeps them happy, that sort of rot.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Meanwhile, we can't stand each other.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shrugs*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I realized. Even if something does happen to Tyrone, Atticus gets it befpre Elizabeth anyway. *shakes her head*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: May God protect us from *that*.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You'd rather have your daughter on the throne?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Because that'll ever happen.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *sighs* No.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: So you finally learn how things work.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Not by choice.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: All I care about is that you learn.
((...oh God, Beowulf posted back.))
((Vanessa can enjoy this as just desserts. Dink's about to get his assssssssssss kicked.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Yeah, so I can be your obedient little wife who never does anything you don't like.
Vanessa: *rolls her eyes*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shrugs* IT's the way of the world, you should get used to it.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Oh come on. When you married me you knew there was no way I'd ever be the obedient housewife.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Yes, so this is a dream come true, really.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Because you took my magic.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Should've done it years ago. ^_^
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: -_-
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Well hey, if you don't like it, be my guest. Walk out that door and never look back. I'm sure your brother will...oh wait, no he won't. You tried to kill him AND his daughter. *smirks*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I know, I have nothing outside of you.
Vanessa: *slides off the balcony* Congratulations. I'm 100% dependent on you.
*balcony railing
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: And don't ever forget it. *kisses her hand with a smirk*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: How could I?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("And....who knows? Maybe *your* Neal is still out there."))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
["I probably deserve it, after what I did. *shrugs*"]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("Hon, everyone feels bad for you right now. That's a sign."))
Humperdinck: Well, I certainly won't be allowing you too. ^_^
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *cloeses her eyes, feeling the hot tears wellling up in her eyes, she always swore she'd never be dependent on anyone*
["So?"]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
(("*shrugs*"))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *against her will they fall down anyway, turns so she's not facing him*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *smirks* Will there be anything else, pet?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: God, you...you get so much enjoyment from those damn pet names don't you?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: You could say that, yes?
(("You know, it doesn't surprise me....he's just like *my* nightmare..."))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *just shakes her head* I swore, swore I'd never be dependent on anyone. Now look at me.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Now the world is as it ought to be.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: What, a woman dependent on a man?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *shrugs*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: You love the fact that I'm stuck. Stuck with you forever.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: With a level playing field? Why yes.
Humperdinck: You've become so much more *likeable* as of late.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Because I'm scared of you! I can't protect myself anymore!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: So be it.
Humperdinck: I took your behavior for nearly twenty years, *darling*.
Humperdinck: Only seems fair.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: So what you want to put me through living hell for it?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: So she learns even more, *excellent*.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: What was I thinking when I thought this was a good idea?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I really couldn't tell you.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Me either, because right now, it feels like the biggest mistake of my life.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Well that's neither here nor there, is it?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: No, because I get to squirm as you hold torture and death over my head.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Tell me something I *don't* know.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: That your an ass?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck:....*eyes flash* I'd be careful if I were you.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I'm so sorry *dear* *missed being a smart ass to him*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *expression hardens* You are exceeding your boundaries...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *looks down*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *There* we go.
((Jules: *shudders*))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
[Vanessa: *shrugs*]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Jules: That was me....back then.))
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Why are you doing this to me? Why?
[Vanessa: It's crazy, I used to be stronger against him......]
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
((Jules: From what I've been told, I buy it.))
((Jules: So maybe you need to find something that can make you strong without him knowing it.))
Humperdinck: You *know* why, we've been *over* this.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *shakes her head*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: For twenty years you humiliated me...I'm merely taking back what was mine.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Which is?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: My power, my dignity, what have you.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I never took that from you!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Ohhh, but you did.
Humperdinck: This is merely your just rewards, Vanessa.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Name one way.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: I won't waste energy in explaining myself to my wife.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Because you don't have any ways. Because I didn't. *looks back up*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Again, you're speaking rather sharply for someone in your position.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: I am the Queen of this country.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: A mere figurehead, really.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa:.....a *what*?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Figurehead....a figurehead that can turn into firewood rather quickly.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *the horrified look is back*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *nods*
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: Everything's destroyed, what proof do you have?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: *laughs* Proof? I don't need it. It's my word against yours.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *you can tell she hates this feeling of helplessness*
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Face it, precious. You've lost.
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: *shakes her head, very near tears* No.
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: You want more proof of it?
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: What do you mean?
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Perhaps the Pit *would* have been best....could have cemented this new arrangement of ours...
Special Agent Rebecca Ann Barber says
Vanessa: No!
Det. Jasmine Michelle Dever says
Humperdinck: Then I would *suggest* you accept your defeat...now if you'll excuse me.