SCHOOL-WIDE MEMORANDUM

[Milo Thatch]

Hello students, and welcome back to class!

It has come to my attention that some of you have been informed that you have are scheduled for mandatory participation in a theatrical production. While I certainly do encourage participation in school activities and I am in enthusiastic support of the arts, including our talented theatre department, I want to stress that it is my intention to make this school a safe and welcoming place for all of our students. If you are made uncomfortable by or are unable to perform in this production, this will absolutely not reflect on your academic record in any way. If you have any class conflicts or other concerns about this show, please feel free to stop by my office or reach out to me via e-mail.

Thank you, and have an excellent day!
Dr. Milo Thatch
Headmaster

[Gaston]

Students,

If you don't take part you will be expelled.

Have a great day!

Gaston LeGume

Deputy Headmaster

[Milo Thatch]

Students -

No one is getting expelled unless they do something worthy of expulsion, which does not include lack of participation in a stage play.

Again, if you have any questions, please come and see me in the headmaster's office, where I, the headmaster, can be found.

Thank you!
Dr. Milo Thatch
Headmaster (not deputy)

P.S. Gaston, please come and see me in my office. It's the one that says "Headmaster" on the door. 

[Hades]

Students,

Extra incentives by way of scholarship and special privileges will, of course be offered to any and all students that willingly participate in school events such as a fine drama performance put on by an expert in the field. Any and all students can expect some additional financial backing, excuses from class to participate, priority access to the portals for messages and trips home, and of course drama course credit for participating.

All in accordance with the financial backers and with the approval of the Headmaster(s), of course.


Hades
God of the Dead
School Counselor
Head of the Financial Committee

[Merlin Emrys]

Students,

The school doesn't even have a financial committee, we get our funding from Grayle Corp.
Portals are also accessible by all students and there is no such things as priority access.

Merlin
Wizard
Magic Teacher
Advisor to King Arthur
Person taking Headmaster Thatch's side so he is not outnumbered and because he is right

[Gaston]

Students

Do what I say and no one gets hurt.

Staff

Same applies

Gaston LeGume
D. HEADMASTER

[Dionysus]

Dearest most wonderful and talented student body,

Free lifetime supply of wine to everyone who takes part in this production!

Love and kisses,

Dionysus
Drama teacher/Director/Star

[Hades]

Students, staff, faculty, and everyone else who's probably reading these memos by now,

Hey, there's no need for us to fight each other or pick sides. The God of Wine, Drama, and Loving life is just bringing some sunlight and good times into the school. Why would we wanna stand in the way of that? I'm just saying that we as a school will of course support anyone who willingly goes along with the whole production, with special incentives and everything that goes along with that. Since it's for the good of the school, the student body, and general morale and all that jazz. I think we can all agree that a production is a great idea and that students shouldn't be forced to participate but that we should just make it easier for those who want to do so to to do so. Who knows? Try it out. It can't hurt, can it?

Hades
Still God of the Dead
Also god of wealth
Counselor
Totally not taking sides