Text to Lorelei

[Mordred Le Fey]

Gods for someone who writes so well you are not good with language.

No vampires. No one is a vampire, no one got turned.

Aiden is mad. She wants to hurt you. Get it?

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

I write well? I mean, I write a lot, but...

oh, you meant, like, out for blood like out for revenge. It's really confusing when there are vampires running around and stuff. I think there's actually another set of like half-vampires about too.

Why would Aiden be mad at me though? It's not like I'm making moves on Costin or anything.

[Mordred Le Fey]

Well the stories make me laugh at least.

Half vampires too? Oh don't tell Costin he'll feel even more insecure than he already does.

I keep telling you she doesn't like Costin. She doesn't know where you are does she? I think you've been stabbed enough for this month.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

Yeah, I think so. I've been updating my notes, and I think that this ice queen fell in love with an ancient vampire and they used magic to make kids or something. Bet their kids are going to be super cool and stuff.

And yeah, Aiden just texted me a bit ago. was all, like, where are you, and I was like, I'm at a tea shop, getting tea. You know the one, right? Has all the hats? I took Leela here once; we loved it.

[Mordred Le Fey]

You told her where you are? That probably wasn't wise.

Erm, if you need me to come down there and stop her killing or maiming you, let me know, ok?

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

C'mon Mordred, I don't think she's gonna be that mad. Not like I did anything to her. Plus, I'm totally tough. You've fought me: you know.

...

She doesn't, like, own a gun or a sword or anything, like?

[Mordred Le Fey]

Yeah, sure kid... just don't rile her up?

I've never seen a gun or anything, but I wouldn't put it past her.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

sure thing. I'm awesome at not riling people up. I mean, I did kind of get you to stab me. And I have kinda had a few people texting me about fanfiction before.

So maybe you should have the medic on speed dial, just in case?

[Mordred Le Fey]

Just... let me know if I need to get Meredith to come heal you again, ok? Although ideally don't get to that stage...

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

You worry too much. But thanks. I'm sure I'll be fine. I mean, it's just Aiden. Really. She's not that scary. At all. I think I see her coming. Man, she looks mad...

[Mordred Le Fey]

No chance you've got your sword with you?

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

Why would I carry that around with me? I mostly keep it wrapped up in the umbrella stand, next to the umbrellas. And I use those way more often.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

Mordred: Aiden got me good on the face. Hurts. But she took off. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to catch her, but she's in a real bad place right now. Like, as bad as you were in the duel. It's definitely not just the fanfiction going here, and I'm not close enough to her to really know what. You should try and find her or something. She should be near the tea shop downtown, or maybe she'll respond to your texts. I'm gonna try texting her too, but she'll probably ignore me.

[Mordred Le Fey]

There's videos online already kid, you had an audience - are you ok? Ice pack for the face, trust me, it's the only thing that'll help and keep the bruising down.

I'll find her. Might be best for you to back off for a bit. I'll make sure she's ok.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

I'm alright. Dad taught me how to take a punch. I'm way more worried about Aiden right now. Kinda makes me wish she really have a thing for Costin, 'cuz this would be the perfect time for him to show up. Guess we'll have to settle for a good friend like you.