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[Mordred Le Fey]

It was funny when it was Costin and Aiden... but this is not funny.

Although now I get the car tackling thing.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

You actually read my fanfiction? I didn't know you read them! And it wasn't supposed to be funny; it's supposed to be super dramatic and romantic and stuff. Did you think it was dramatic and romantic, because that's totally what it was supposed to be and all.

[Mordred Le Fey]

Yeah I read them, they give me fantastic ammo fur dipping the piss out of my friends.

I thought it was terrifying. Why exactly am I glittery?! If you had to write about me couldn’t you have made it a bit more manly?

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

Dipping the piss? that sounds pretty gross, really.

Oh, you're glittery because you're a vampire. I haven't gotten to that point in the story ,but that's also why you were able to tackle a car and why you're all worried about hurting people.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

Besides the normal reasons, I mean. The hurting people part. not the sparkling part. I'm pretty sure you don't sparkle. That probably would've come up by now.

[Mordred Le Fey]

Dammit - autocorrect. I meant I used the Costin/Aiden thing to take the piss out them. Which was, of course, hilarious. But now you've given them the opportunity to return fire. Not cool.

Although Costin will hate that I'm a vampire. That bit I like.

For the record, I do NOT sparkle. That is incredibly gay. Which I am clearly not.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

I wrote that because Aiden said she had a thing for Costin! Everyone keeps telling me i got something wrong, but she told me that herself!

Glad you like the bit about the vampire; I thought it was kind of suitable.

Well obviously you don't sparkle. It's a fanfic. At best your eyes change color when you use magic. Oh, I bet we could get a spell that could make you glitter though! I bet Meredith would like it! And I really don't see what's so gay about glitter. Also you are obviously not gay, because you're in love with Meredith. At most you'd have to be bisexual, or very confused.

[Mordred Le Fey]

Aiden was 100% having you on. She and Costin can't stand each other. Sorry to burst your bubble, kid.

I'm really ok on the not-glittering front, please do NOT ask Meredith for a spell. Seriously. Please don't. And I'm not bi or confused, I'm just straight. I'm not sure why I'm discussing this. You drag me into some damn weird conversations.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

Well, that's not what she said, so I'll have to check with her. Because like I said, maybe she's just super nervous about you knowing since you're his friend and something. Or maybe she's trying to channel her affection in some nonproductive manners. So she was coming to someone sympathetic and stuff.

Nice to know that you're not bi or confused or whatever. You should totally be Meredith-sexual. Because otherwise stabby. And I've been told that every conversation with me is weird. So for me this is totally normal.

[Mordred Le Fey]

There's no arguing with you. Fine, maybe Aiden does like Costin. Run with that.

Can you stop threatening to stab me? It's starting to make me nervous...

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

I am quite hard to argue with. I mean, not that I'm trying to be super argumentative or anything. I just know that people have said that I'm hard to argue with, so, yeah.

Also sorry about the whole stabbing thing. I'm probably not going to. I mean, that didn't work out great last time, right? So I'd probably use magic if anything. And I mostly know healing magic. So I'd probably just end up healing you a bunch of times. Wow, that is not an effective threat at all, is it?

[Mordred Le Fey]

Some would just call it stubborn. Like, ridiculously stubborn.

Probably not going to stab me? Well it's a start I guess. Healing is definitely less effective as a threat, you might want to work on that.

Not against me though. Threaten to talk people to death, I genuinely think that's something you'd manage.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

You have met my parents, right? Maybe I do take after them some then. But don't worry, I won't stab you or anything, since you're not really bad.

Y'know, Dad says hte same thing. Funny, huh?

[Mordred Le Fey]

Yeah, funny.

Thanks for the reassurance. I'm not bad at all, I'm just misunderstood. And a little bad.

FYI Aiden is out for your blood. Turns out she wasn't a fan of the latest story.

[Lorelei Summer-Lac]

out for my blood? Is she a vampire now? Did Costin turn her? Wait, is Costin a vampire now? They must be, right? Like, Costin's parents finally turned him, and he of course turned Aiden because he loves her so very much and wants her to spend eternity with him.

That doesn't really explain why she'd be after my blood in particular though. Maybe my blood's super tasty or something?