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[Tristian]

Move in with me.

[Richard Locksley]

Look I know I'm good but I thought we both knew that was a one time thing

[Tristian]

Oh yes, I'm perfectly aware of that fact, and what a lovely one time it was. However, I can see this arrangement working to our benefit. You favour discretion, so do I, this would allow you to be as discreet as you like instead of sneaking around your dorms of having to go to 'theirs'. It also means I don't go stir crazy in this place all on my lonesome.

[Richard Locksley]

You're clearly a fan of the shock value, aren't you?
You do have a point though, your place was helpfully secluded... and you're definitely not intending any sort of relationship out of this?

[Tristian]

Shock value? Darling, you have no idea. No, no relationship, although I won't say no to another round if you're so inclined.

[Richard Locksley]

And there's more than one room in that place? I don't think sharing would give either of us the discretion we're looking for.
I wouldn't say no either.

[Tristian]

Yes there is another room. Your mother's old room actually. And then there is another room which you are not to go in under any circumstances. It is forbidden.

[Richard Locksley]

Oh, of course, she shared the house with your mother didn't she?
Fine, you make a good case.
Although you have to admit that forbidding me to go into a room is a surefire way to make me very tempted, you know that right?

[Tristian]

She did, it's how I got your number.
You can try, but those locks are locksley proof and the room itself is protected by magic. However, to sate your curiosity I shall inform you that it is my closet.
Now, about this 2nd round?

[Richard Locksley]

I did wonder.
You have a whole room for a closet? Jesus. I no longer want to go in there.
How about we call it a housewarming celebration?

[Tristian]

Of course I do, and if you know what’s good for you then you will stay out of it.
Wonderful, looking forward to it, let me know when you’re packed and I’ll help you move your boxes.

[Richard Locksley]

Trust me I have no desire to rifle through your clothes.
Well that's a euphemism I haven't heard before. But you'll hear from me shortly.

[Tristian]

Really? I remember differently a few nights ago.

Looking forward to it.

[Richard Locksley]

If you recall I was attempting to get rid of those clothes, I didn't particularly pay any attention to them.