Apartment issue (e-mail to Arthur)

[Dimitri]

In Soviet Russia, life fails at me.

Seriously, I’m not a charity case. The frat house seems like a good fit for you, so don’t give that up out of pity. If you’re honestly interested in moving out then you can come see the place next week like everyone else, but no ‘servants’, thanks.

[Arthur]

You should move to Camelot. Nothing fails there, as long as you don’t mind the ‘No magic’ policy. But then you hardly seem the evil wizard type so I’m sure you would be fine.

And granted, you are quite possibly the biggest charity case I have ever met, but this wasn’t out of charity. If I wanted to give you charity, I would be organising for you to have some kind of brain transplant, because you are clearly in need of one. On that note, how’s Anya? Haven’t seen her around in a while, what did you do?

And as much as I love the frat house its just somewhat pathetic living there myself. I’ll come see it. And sadly I cant get rid of the servant, he just follows me around, you know, like some love sick puppy. He has this obsession with washing my socks. Although he mostly stays with Gwen now so you probably wouldn’t see him that much.

Arthur

P.s Check this out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=daTTOyu-E1w