ROOMMATE WANTED

[Dimitri]

ROOM TO LET in 2BR flat. H & H/w incl. Furnished. Male roommate, works evenings. Avail. Immediately. All inquiries leave message here.

[Bartok]

I am interested! I am a very hard working roommate and I would be willing to do all of the cleaning and cooking and whatever else you wanted me to do. The only thing is that I listen to music loudly sometimes but I could turn it down if it really bothered you. I have been wanting to move out of the dorms for a week now because people are acting very strangely there.

[Arthur]

LOSER!

Dude, you fail at life. Searching for a roomate? Seriously?

Come live at the frat house, free rent and all the cheeseburgers you want. You could make money by letting out your apartment to two people. And if you're not...then it kind of sucks just being the only guy that lives there so you can put me down for this roomate nonsense. I've got a servant to do any cleaning...and I'll bring cheeseburgers.