Post by Hermes on Nov 10, 2011 18:29:53 GMT -5
As far as Hermes was concerned, this was just another day. what was so special about a birthday anyway? He pretty much got his way all the time without the extra excuse, he was worshiped all year round, and those who did sacrificed food and other such goods and gifts to him on a regular basis. Anything that made a birthday special to any mere mortal, hardly changed anything in Hermes day-to-day life. Not to mention the fact that, after you've had a few million, the idea of growing a year older meant little to nothing to him. In all honesty, Hermes wasn't even aware of the fact that today was, in fact, his day of birth long ago in that cave to his lovely nymph mother. Today was another day of being awesome, another day of causing alarm and having fun, another day of living with the grief, and another day of delivering the mail.
It would seem that even an all power god cannot slack on his duties without conscience. Though he was, in fact, the god of liars, trickery, and thievery (that side of him was well exercised), he was first and foremost, the messenger of the gods. Apparently the universe doesn't stand still to let Hermes have a little fun. Annoying. So now, here he sat, in an empty classroom, trying to get himself back on schedule. To be completely honest, which wasn't something Hermes was very practiced at being, he'd had enough 'fun' to last him at least a few days. The evening of the Halloween party still left a sore spot in his heart. Really, for most gods, what he'd done would have been the equivalent of a rough night out once you've had too much to drink. Killed a few mortals? Awkward, but nothing to get extremely worked up about, but Hermes didn't much like death, let alone causing it. He'd seen to many people die, known too many mortals too well, to know better than to think it was only a mild inconvenience. He felt embarrassed to have succumbed to this Norse gods will. He may not be under the curse any longer, but Loki was still next on his hit list.
Hermes sigh as he realized he'd ground the pencil he was holding into dust upon thinking about Halloween. The cell phone in his pocket kept repeating a small section of St. Jimmy as call came in at a rapid pace. His two, large, green snakes circled his desk, swimming through piles of papers, letters, and packages. Martha, the more business oriented of the two, hissed voicemails in his head, while George wondered aloud if rats that live in the sewers tasted better than rats that live in houses. Hermes glanced up at the messages in all forms he had magically circling around his head and began gracefully waving his hands about, sending them on their way to the proper owners. He willed the phone out of his pocket and morphed it into a large telephone switchboard. Martha perked up, clearly she enjoyed using the operator's board. Hermes smiled fondly at her and nodded, every single light on the board flashing. The green snake slithered up the desk and began using her tail to push buttons as she whispered into a headset laying in front of her. You've reached Hermes' message services, Martha speaking, please hold. You've reached Hermes' message services, no you cannot ship the north winds without proper packaging, You've reached Hermes's message ser- ....Hermes?
Martha, blinked her big yellow eye at Hermes, who was busy writing out records and taking his own calls, but glanced in her direction when she beaconed for him. A couple is calling to rent you out for their anniversary Hermes paused for a moment, then grinned well what do they look like? Hermes! ahh right right, 'we're a mail service, not a brothel...well at least tell them maybe, you know how i hate disappointing people, Martha, we sh-what? ohno, sorry, Iris only handles those type of messages Said Hermes, now returning to his call. He continued to wave his hands and a seemingly never ending supply of mail, sending it into oblivion and on its way. It was going to be a very very long day.
It would seem that even an all power god cannot slack on his duties without conscience. Though he was, in fact, the god of liars, trickery, and thievery (that side of him was well exercised), he was first and foremost, the messenger of the gods. Apparently the universe doesn't stand still to let Hermes have a little fun. Annoying. So now, here he sat, in an empty classroom, trying to get himself back on schedule. To be completely honest, which wasn't something Hermes was very practiced at being, he'd had enough 'fun' to last him at least a few days. The evening of the Halloween party still left a sore spot in his heart. Really, for most gods, what he'd done would have been the equivalent of a rough night out once you've had too much to drink. Killed a few mortals? Awkward, but nothing to get extremely worked up about, but Hermes didn't much like death, let alone causing it. He'd seen to many people die, known too many mortals too well, to know better than to think it was only a mild inconvenience. He felt embarrassed to have succumbed to this Norse gods will. He may not be under the curse any longer, but Loki was still next on his hit list.
Hermes sigh as he realized he'd ground the pencil he was holding into dust upon thinking about Halloween. The cell phone in his pocket kept repeating a small section of St. Jimmy as call came in at a rapid pace. His two, large, green snakes circled his desk, swimming through piles of papers, letters, and packages. Martha, the more business oriented of the two, hissed voicemails in his head, while George wondered aloud if rats that live in the sewers tasted better than rats that live in houses. Hermes glanced up at the messages in all forms he had magically circling around his head and began gracefully waving his hands about, sending them on their way to the proper owners. He willed the phone out of his pocket and morphed it into a large telephone switchboard. Martha perked up, clearly she enjoyed using the operator's board. Hermes smiled fondly at her and nodded, every single light on the board flashing. The green snake slithered up the desk and began using her tail to push buttons as she whispered into a headset laying in front of her. You've reached Hermes' message services, Martha speaking, please hold. You've reached Hermes' message services, no you cannot ship the north winds without proper packaging, You've reached Hermes's message ser- ....Hermes?
Martha, blinked her big yellow eye at Hermes, who was busy writing out records and taking his own calls, but glanced in her direction when she beaconed for him. A couple is calling to rent you out for their anniversary Hermes paused for a moment, then grinned well what do they look like? Hermes! ahh right right, 'we're a mail service, not a brothel...well at least tell them maybe, you know how i hate disappointing people, Martha, we sh-what? ohno, sorry, Iris only handles those type of messages Said Hermes, now returning to his call. He continued to wave his hands and a seemingly never ending supply of mail, sending it into oblivion and on its way. It was going to be a very very long day.