Prince Morgan "Cupcake" Owen

[morgan]

did someone say
MORGAN JESSE OWEN?

what the devil
IS GOING ON HERE?

name: Prince Morgan Owen
nicknames: The King of Ireland's Son, King's Son, Cupcake, Kay
gender: male
age: nineteen
sexuality: metrosexual
face: Ben Barnes
fairytale: King of Ireland's Son
year: 1st year at the university, major of awesome undeclared

when i rule the world
I'LL PLANT FLOWERS!

personality: Morgan's proud and super-impressed with himself. His physical attributes are about the only positive thing he has going for him, right now. He's got some definite social issues, he's as arrogant as hell and everything that comes out of his mouth seems to dig him into a deeper hole. He's cold when people meet him for the first time, but they manage to get him open up, they get a protective, decent guy for a friend. Stubborn as a mule.
appearance: He's rather tall at about 6'2", but has a slender build. He has dark brown hair, dark brown eyes and pale, Celtic skin, which is free of freckles. He's often to be found wearing a kilt.
history: Daddy-dearest doesn't love him (he sent Morgan to Scotland to study with his homicidal maniac of an uncle) and his mother died when he was young, leaving him with a stepmother he's not crazy about. His half-brothers concocted a lie and framed him and their father nearly banished Morgan from his kingdom and would have stripped him of his birthright, had he not been in such a good mood and merely sent the prince off to this great new thing in the future known as boarding school. The rest was history.
other: He's a member of Team Pastry (if that's still going on?). I've decided that he has high-functioning autism.
sample post:


Meanwhile, Will was busy getting naked with Christina. Not that Christina wore clothes, or anything. She was a rope and I'm sure everyone agreed that ropes did not wear clothes, even if they were named Christina and were the objects of er...affection preyed upon by horny outlaws.

The scene itself shall not be imagined in graphic detail, or in any detail, for that matter as certain authors do not wish to envision their characters jerking off in the company of ropes named Christina. First Will had to find Christina, for he had developed a habit of leaving her lying around in Sherwood in different places, the better to be touched and innocently picked up by various Merry Men, before they either realized which rope it was or unknowingly used her as a belt.

But getting back to the point, Will had felt the urge (not pun intended...okay, it sort of was) to run naked through the woods, as was his custom, if certain dangling bits did not get snagged as he skipped through the undergrowth.

And if that wasn't enough, the previous night, he had constructed a sign that read, "HETEROSEXUALITY: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG". No one knew exactly what it was for, but it was the best guess of a certain author that it was to be used to "help" Little John come out of the closet five hours faster whenever he met a woman...not that there were many women in Sherwood, but it was the thought that counted. 'Tis the season, after all.

So there he was, stark naked, with his sign above his head, running through the woods at random. At some point, he came across Robin and Marty, though he didn't have time to examine the disappointedly un-sexual nature of their activities. To better catch their attention, he let out a whooping call, mimicking a monkey. He had just been filthy with Christina. What a filthy monkey he was.

"FFFFIIILLLLTTTHHHHYYYY MMMOOOONNNKKKEEEYYYSSSS!!!!!!!"

and it's gonna be
TOTALLY AWESOME!

what the hell is a PIP?
i'm just a 19-year-old kid!
KAY, TELEMAIN, SMEAGOL/GOLLUM are the hottest people i've ever seen!

pigfarts and
RUUUMBLEROAAAR!

^{hey. this app was made by the totally awesome holly @ caution. please keep is credit. or else you're not going to be able to dance again. or go to pigfarts.}