Prince Humperdinck of Florin

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did someone say
PRINCE HUMPERDINCK OF FLORIN?

what the devil
IS GOING ON HERE?

name: Prince Humperdinck Hubert Fitzwilliam of Florin
nicknames: Oh, he has plenty, but he sure as hell doesn't like them if he knows of them (most men don't dare insult him...most )
gender: Male
age: Twenty Two
sexuality:...sex? Ha. haha. Good joke.
face: Jonathan Groff
fairytale: The Princess Bride
year: Fourth, University (he's only here because Buttercup is)

when i rule the world
I'LL PLANT FLOWERS!

personailty: Many people have to wonder why, given the state of things and Humperdinck’s oh so charming personality, why the people of Florin haven’t gone all Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette on him, let’s put it that way. The problem is that, in spite of the fact that he appears to be rotten to the core to a fair amount of intelligent people, he’s fairly good at pretending to be a fairly decent guy. It’s mostly due to his arrogance, however, not due to any genuine sense of good. He seems to believe that his way is always the right way, and that confidence actually helps him persuade people…well, that and the fact that he’s the next ruler of the everloving kingdom. That probably helps too. But for the poor man’s ego, let’s just pay the proper respect to the power of the man’s ego, yes?

Yet brushing that aside, the truth is? He's a rotten coward. He won't admit it, of course. He says things like, "I always think everything's a trap, which is why I'm still alive," managing to cover up his cowardice and make it seem like vigilance. The fact of the matter is that if he thinks there's a chance of him dying, he won't touch it. That war he's trying to start with Guilder? He won't even be on the battlefield, naturally. No, he'd rather sacrifice the peasants that he really doesn't care about. Not that they know that; he's far too two faced for that. Only people who really think about the dissonance between his hearty speeches and the state that Florin is in, with all the poverty and slavery, can see that he's just a stuck up brat who, by some cruel twist of fate, got all the power.

His people skills, as one could have inferred earlier, are quite awful, really. He's used to getting his way all the time, and when someone comes along who seems to have free will that doesn't quite match up with his own? Oh, the scandal, the horror! How could something like that happen to him?? Honestly, he doesn't see most people as human beings, but possible pawns, except for perhaps Count Rugen, probably the only kindred spirit he's ever known, not that he'd ever say something like that out loud. Far too sappy for his tastes. Don't get him started on love; the whole idea makes him want to gag and truthfully, his cowardice comes into play here as well. He can't imagine why on earth you'd want to be willing to give up everything for another person. So, happy couples: if you see this guy, be prepared to hear some rather rude gagging noises, and maybe a few comments that might sound like a fancier way of saying "get a room!"

appearance: Humperdinck has an almost foppish quality to him, dressing in the latest fashions of Florin and being mighty proud of this particular fact. He tends to hold himself proudly, and he'd almost be strutting if he weren't going for something a bit subtler....he usually fails and the truth reveals itself, but he tries. You'd think he'd be tanner, what with all the time he spends hunting. He fancies himself as being quite handsome, and admittedly, he certainly could be with his boyish looks and blue eyes, but it seems like his rotten attitude pretty much ruins all of that

history: Once in every few centuries, there comes the birth of a future ruler who will revolutionize the way his or her country works, someone who will bring them out of a dark time.

Young Humperdinck’s birth was not one of those moments. Maybe it was his parents’ fault, or perhaps it was genetically encoded in him. It could have even been the fact he spent so much time with Tyrone Rugen. It doesn’t matter. The point is that Humperdinck grew up to be someone with very little sense of empathy. Honestly, all he did with his life was learn how to hunt and basically do as he pleases. The fact that slavery, poverty and all sorts of other nasty things were running rampant around Florin was simply of no interest to him. Let the peasants deal with it, he has far better things to do. Yet as prince, he DID have to interact with the peasants once in a while, much to his annoyance, but he’s grown very good at faking a genuine desire to speak with them.

So the years passed and unfortunately, Humperdinck did not grow a bit wiser. Is it possible that he got worse with age? Hard to say, really, it’s right on the edge. As it was, the biggest change in his life was extremely recent; the knowledge that his father was dying. His immediate reaction? Realizing that now he will have to get married, not exactly something he was looking forward to. It only got worse when the princess of Guilder wound up having no hair! Forget about ending years of rivalry between the two nations, there was no possible way that Humperdinck was going to marry a bald girl! No, this whole “royal” thing simply wouldn’t do. What he needed was a girl, any girl…the sort of girl that would have men stare and think, “That Humperdinck must be quite a fellow to get a girl like her”…mind you, with the rather devious plan to start a war with Guilder (that’s what they get for sending him a bald potential bride!), the marriage won’t last very long.

So now his goal is to continue stalking young Buttercup and to get her "Westley" out of the way. Pray for them.

other: Nothing. He's just as much of a jackass as he always was. Have at him, World.
sample post: I'm sure you'll see my record speaks of itself.

and it's gonna be
TOTALLY AWESOME!

what the hell is a JASMINE?
i'm just a nineteen-year-old kid!
DELLA, ROGER, ALYSS, HERMIA and CARL are the hottest people i've ever seen!

pigfarts and
RUUUMBLEROAAAR!

^{hey. this app was made by the totally awesome holly @ caution. please keep is credit. or else you're not going to be able to dance again. or go to pigfarts.}

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