Beggars? Please, do you know how much this shirt cost? And besides I've seen some of the girls you've been out with, beggars cannot be choosers, but there is such a thing as taste. I was worried that last one was going to catch hypothermia with what she was wearing.
I'm not bailing on you, I mean my date. She just sent me the follow message;
'So excited for tonight Tristikins! Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo'
Fine. I'll even pay your cab home when you strike out, but I am not holding your hair back when you inevitably bring that burger back up. I have never, and never will, forgive you for runining those shoes.