Post by rogerrabbit on Aug 6, 2011 11:23:39 GMT -5
And there she was. Roger just knew that she would be there, across this scary looking chamber, all tied up, but very much alive. He had fought through more dragons and beasts and evil witches than he could even count just to see her alive again, and there she was. “Snow! Snowflake, it’s me, Roger!” he cried out, rushing over, ready to hold her in his arms and get her outta those darn ropes and then they’d be okay again…except as he got closer, she seemed to be paler, and a lot less alive. To his horror, that was about when he noticed the bright red apple at her side. How had he not noticed that before? But no, he couldn’t panic yet, he knew the cure for this, so he kissed her…and nothing happened. Resisting the urge to panic, he kissed her again…and again…and still nothing happened!
Eyes wide in terror, he tried shaking her. “Snow, c’mon, wake up, I love you, that was true love’s kiss, remember? That’s supposed to wake you up!” he cried.
“You fool,” a voice behind him laughed and Roger turned around in fear, because…no, it couldn’t have been, it couldn’t have been Judge Doom, he was Dipped, he was gone! But there were those glowing red eyes, all he could see behind a cloak that looked worthy of one of the Harry Potter bad guys. “She can’t wake up, no matter how hard you try.” And then came that squeaky laugh that he scared the bejeesus out of him before, so he backed up, shaking his head, because no, Snow had to wake up!
And that was when he started hearing a strange sizzling noise…one that he had heard before…his stomach twisted in all sorts of knots before he dared to turn around. Snow was gone, nothing but the dress she had been wearing and…DIP! And much to his horror, his foot had sunk into the same Dip!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON’T DIP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Then he woke up. In the middle of a diner. The entire restaurant was kind of staring at him actually, and now he realized that he had carrot cake all over his face because he had wound up falling asleep on said cake, because he hadn’t been able to sleep ever since he realized Snow wasn’t coming back, because he just couldn’t sleep alone anymore…so not only had he been scared inkless, and had an audience staring at him without laughing, but now he had wasted a perfectly good carrot cake.
Oh, not to mention the fact that about a minute later, he had landed outside of the restaurant because he had been literally tossed out because he was scaring away patrons. He spit out some gravel and dirt that he unfortunately got in his mouth when he landed face first on the sidewalk and then shot a very rarely seen death glare in the general direction of the diner. “SOURPUSS!” he shouted, not knowing what else to say, seeing as he was still shaky from the nightmare, let alone being tossed out. If he kept on screaming like this, he was gonna ruin his voice, and that wasn’t even the worst of his problems. God, how was he supposed to live without Snow like this…or at all, really? He couldn’t even cry anymore, he was all outta tears, really. All he could do was feel…well, feel like a complete shell of his former self…because without Snow, maybe he was better off Dipped…but nah. Suicide wasn’t a Toony thing to do, and besides, where was he gonna find Dip around here?
So all he could do was…well…stand there. Lost, with nothing to really live for, not even much laughter, because no matter how hard he tried, he had forgotten how to smile.
Eyes wide in terror, he tried shaking her. “Snow, c’mon, wake up, I love you, that was true love’s kiss, remember? That’s supposed to wake you up!” he cried.
“You fool,” a voice behind him laughed and Roger turned around in fear, because…no, it couldn’t have been, it couldn’t have been Judge Doom, he was Dipped, he was gone! But there were those glowing red eyes, all he could see behind a cloak that looked worthy of one of the Harry Potter bad guys. “She can’t wake up, no matter how hard you try.” And then came that squeaky laugh that he scared the bejeesus out of him before, so he backed up, shaking his head, because no, Snow had to wake up!
And that was when he started hearing a strange sizzling noise…one that he had heard before…his stomach twisted in all sorts of knots before he dared to turn around. Snow was gone, nothing but the dress she had been wearing and…DIP! And much to his horror, his foot had sunk into the same Dip!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON’T DIP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Then he woke up. In the middle of a diner. The entire restaurant was kind of staring at him actually, and now he realized that he had carrot cake all over his face because he had wound up falling asleep on said cake, because he hadn’t been able to sleep ever since he realized Snow wasn’t coming back, because he just couldn’t sleep alone anymore…so not only had he been scared inkless, and had an audience staring at him without laughing, but now he had wasted a perfectly good carrot cake.
Oh, not to mention the fact that about a minute later, he had landed outside of the restaurant because he had been literally tossed out because he was scaring away patrons. He spit out some gravel and dirt that he unfortunately got in his mouth when he landed face first on the sidewalk and then shot a very rarely seen death glare in the general direction of the diner. “SOURPUSS!” he shouted, not knowing what else to say, seeing as he was still shaky from the nightmare, let alone being tossed out. If he kept on screaming like this, he was gonna ruin his voice, and that wasn’t even the worst of his problems. God, how was he supposed to live without Snow like this…or at all, really? He couldn’t even cry anymore, he was all outta tears, really. All he could do was feel…well, feel like a complete shell of his former self…because without Snow, maybe he was better off Dipped…but nah. Suicide wasn’t a Toony thing to do, and besides, where was he gonna find Dip around here?
So all he could do was…well…stand there. Lost, with nothing to really live for, not even much laughter, because no matter how hard he tried, he had forgotten how to smile.