Group Text: Gaston, Genevieve, Lorelei, Eddie, Gwyn

[Gwyn Locksley]

Well, he's MY friend, and I'm not going to stop being his friend for no reason just because you suddenly decided that YOU hate him so everyone else should to.

[Gaston Jr]

Well he's not charming with me and he is definitely not my friend! It's fine, given the way we have interacted in the past I believe the feeling is mutual...goddess I really need to get better at fighting.

[Meredith Emrys-Pendragon]

FINE. You want to know why? You want to know what he did? Well okay then. I slept with him, okay? I slept with him and he kicked me out at one o'clock in the morning because that's what he DOES when he sleeps with girls and he was a complete dick about it and told me it was my own fault and basically implied that if I told anyone they'd all call me a slut so go right ahead and prove him right if you like.
Happy now?

[Gaston Jr]

So...murder? Anyone?

[Gwyn Locksley]

Oh. Well that's hardly an honourable way to act. Perhaps I should challenge him to a duel.

Gaston, I can teach you to fight, but if I do you're not allowed to fight Mordred, he's too skilled. But everyone should be better fighters.

[Genevieve]

That is probably a fair reason to hate someone. I'm sorry he did that to you.

Gaston please don't kill anyone. Gwyn is right, you probably shouldn't fight Mordred, I'm not sure it would end well for you.

[Gaston Jr]

Yeah I’m pretty sure he’d pummel me into the ground before I even got a hit in…if…if I got a hit in, I was just thinking of hiring an Assassin or something, but Gwyn duelling him works as well.

And…actually…I would appreciate some fighting lessons…

[Genevieve]

Do not hire an assassin, Gaston! That is a truly terrible idea.

Meredith - have you told Tristian? Because he probably will try and kill Mordred, which I have to say is somewhat worrying.

[Meredith Emrys-Pendragon]

Thank you guys, I really appreciate that. I'm sorry I was so blunt at first, I just didn't want to have to explain it in case you did think I was a slut.
Tristian knows, Genevieve.

[Gaston Jr]

It's ok, I don't need to now. Gwyn's got it covered. That's basically the same thing. Then again if Tristian knows the job might already be done.